The Republic of Epic Land is a small, safe nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 32 million Epic Landians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Epic Landian economy, worth 1.20 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,452 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Epic Land's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Epic Land is ranked 312,087^th in the world and 86^th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Black Market, with 7.00 billion Standard Monetary Units.