The Colony of EOG33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 27.741 billion EOG33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped EOG33ian economy, worth 831 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,971 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EOG33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

EOG33 is ranked 62,746^th in the world and 1^st in Empire Of Germany for Safest, scoring 98.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.