The Union of Socialist Republics of Eoan1a is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Sovydin Eoan with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, humorless population of 9.432 billion Eoanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onia. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eoanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,059 trillion Workdays a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,383 Workdays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, separate but equal doesn't include commute time, and the newest shade developed by Eoan1a's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eoan1a's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Idea of developed socialism.

Eoan1a is ranked 190,446^th in the world and 3^rd in Fletherien for Largest Black Market, with 570 billion Standard Monetary Units.