The Emirate of Environmentalstan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Eco-Warrior Emily Botsford with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.6 billion Environmentalists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Animal Rights Alley. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Environmentalstanian economy, worth 40.6 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 15,623 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the bayonet is cutting-edge technology, Eco-Warrior Emily Botsford has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, and the state believes that children are what you make of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Environmentalstan's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Environmentalism.

Environmentalstan is ranked 170,123^rd in the world and 6^th in Sertia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 535.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.