The Nature Lovers of Environmentalists is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Environmentalist with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.544 billion Environmentalistsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nature. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Environmentalistsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,346 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 171,223 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, and wolves have more rights than the average citizen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Environmentalists's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Environmentalists is ranked 228,692^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Environment for Most Politically Free, scoring 34.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.