The Nature Lovers of Environmentalists is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Environmentalist with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.373 billion Environmentalistsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nature. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Environmentalistsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,294 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,067 leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Environmentalists's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Environmentalists is ranked 999^th in the world and 1^st in The Environment for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 38,021.4 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.