The Nature Lovers of Environmentalists is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Environmentalist with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.905 billion Environmentalistsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nature. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Environmentalistsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,169 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 167,675 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Environmentalistsian weed picker are way up, and sex changes are routinely performed at Environmentalists's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Environmentalists's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Environmentalists is ranked 290,318^th in the world and 2^nd in The Environment for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 408.25 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.