The Grand Regime of Enuhartha is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Duridin Harthhammer with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.682 billion Enuharthans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khazat Gaur. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Enuharthan economy, worth a remarkable 6,365 trillion vazrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 214,443 vazrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, and school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Enuhartha's national animal is the Brizagid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Enuharthan Inquisition.

Enuhartha is ranked 329,519^th in the world and 1^st in Micromantics for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.