The Colony of Enskovion is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 22.318 billion Enskovionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Enskovionian economy, worth 871 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,033 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enskovion's national animal is the caecilian.

Enskovion is ranked 34,863^rd in the world and 14^th in Colonies for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.