The Great Empire of Enrikia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Führer Heinrich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.019 billion Enrikians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enrikia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Enrikian economy, worth a remarkable 4,086 trillion Enriks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,078 Enriks, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in the Rejected Realms, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enrikia's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Enrikism.

Enrikia is ranked 31,676^th in the world and 807^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.76 law-abiding acts per hour.