The Socialist Democracy of Englandera is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Progress with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.851 billion Englanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Englanderan economy, worth 874 trillion Avoirdupois Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 149,315 Avoirdupois Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Englanderan satellites can detect it. Crime is totally unknown. Englandera's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Plagiarism.

Englandera is ranked 326,379^th in the world and 1,713^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.