The Carlzonian capital city of Enescopinge is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Mormor with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.565 billion Enecopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centrum. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Enecopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion Slices a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,970 Slices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and museums offer moralization or your money back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enescopinge's national animal is the Roe Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enescopinge is ranked 12,804^th in the world and 559^th in Balder for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.