The Protectorate of Endwall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.505 billion Endwallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Endwallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,725 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Endwall's national animal is the mouse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Endwall is ranked 229,490^th in the world and 10^th in Glitch for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.31 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.