The Republic of Emumame is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral Ulrich Ibarra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.896 billion Emumameans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The powerhouse Emumamean economy, worth 666 trillion Enalis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 37,254 Enalis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 154,164 per year while the poor average 5,910, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

War criminals are given full state funerals, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, and the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Emumame's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emumame is ranked 275,234^th in the world and 7^th in New World Union for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.27 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.