Most Patriotic: 252ndMost Authoritarian: 273rdLowest Crime Rates: 314th
The Throne of the Golden Dynasty of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Szheirac-emun-Sharrhein
Influence
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Empyrius

Population6.13 billion

CapitalSharrhamenhaerash
LeaderSzheirac-emun-Sharrhein
FaithSzheraovaen

Currencywisp
Animalphoenix

The Throne of the Golden Dynasty of Empyrius is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Szheirac-emun-Sharrhein with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 6.13 billion Ephaerans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sharrhamenhaerash. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ephaeran economy, worth a remarkable 1,800 trillion wisps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 293,772 wisps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, contestants on Empyrius's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empyrius's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Szheraovaen.

Empyrius is ranked 536th in the world and 4th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Healthiest Citizens, with 41.62 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Patriotic: 252ndMost Authoritarian: 273rdLowest Crime Rates: 314thMost Devout: 331stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 384thMost Developed: 391stMost Income Equality: 401stLongest Average Lifespans: 428thMost Cultured: 440thSafest: 475thHighest Average Tax Rates: 477thHighest Poor Incomes: 504thHealthiest Citizens: 536thLargest Governments: 561stMost Cheerful Citizens: 670thMost Beautiful Environments: 840thSmartest Citizens: 876thMost Efficient Economies: 920thMost Extreme: 1,039thBest Weather: 1,145thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,239thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,365thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,474thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,729thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,820thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,099thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,193rdHighest Food Quality: 2,230thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,351stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,452ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,462ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,426thMost Conservative: 3,738thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,223rdHighest Economic Output: 10,796thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 21,166thMost Influential: 23,198th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Empyrius, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations.
  • : Following new legislation in Empyrius, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Empyrius, contestants on Empyrius's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Empyrius, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Empyrius, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Empyrius, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
  • : Following new legislation in Empyrius, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Empyrius, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Empyrius, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Empyrius, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.

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