Population | 11.297 billion |
Capital | Sankt Denisburg |
Leader | HGIM Emperor Denis III |
Currency | Koruna |
Animal | Golden Peacock |
The Empire of Empire of Ret is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HGIM Emperor Denis III with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 11.297 billion Retianers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Denisburg. The average income tax rate is 7.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Retian economy, worth a remarkable 1,848 trillion Korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 163,668 Korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown. Empire of Ret's national animal is the Golden Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Empire of Ret is ranked 110,765th in the world and 1st in League of Sovereigns for Most Stationary, with 356.4777579652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Empire of Ret, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
- : Following new legislation in Empire of Ret, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
- : Following new legislation in Empire of Ret, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
- : Following new legislation in Empire of Ret, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
- : Following new legislation in Empire of Ret, HGIM Emperor Denis III is considering changing the Retian flag to one with more glitter.
- : Following new legislation in Empire of Ret, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Empire of Ret, third world countries are rich in "I Love Sankt Denisburg" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Empire of Ret, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in Empire of Ret, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Empire of Ret, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.