The Coralinian-Pentarch Dynasty of Empire of Dogetopia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Empress Storm and the Pentarchy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.91 billion Dogetopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coraline City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dogetopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,458 trillion Dingadangongs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,954 Dingadangongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All facts are created equal, The New Coraline City State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", and diplomats miss flights while wandering New Coraline City Airport's endless art maze. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dogetopia's national animal is the Lasercat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ancestor Worship.

Empire of Dogetopia is ranked 1,895^th in the world and 1^st in The Interdimensional Community for Most Cultured, scoring 272 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.