The Empire of Emperors-Children is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its frequent executions and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.136 billion Emperors Children enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chemos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The very strong Emperors Child economy, worth 248 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 60,043 Crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,761 per year while the poor average 12,496, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and Emperors-Children has designated Chemos as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Emperors-Children's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emperors-Children is ranked 111,457^th in the world and 7^th in Thee Imperium of Man for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,975.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.