The Confederacy of Emmania Ris is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.589 billion Emmania Risians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Emmania Risian economy, worth 307 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 193,056 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,734,353 per year while the poor average 2,711, a ratio of 639 to 1.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, one can wake up in Emmania Ris and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Emmania Ris's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emmania Ris is ranked 10,642^nd in the world and 8^th in Carcassonne for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,569.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.