The Republic of Eminem is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.942 billion Eminemians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. The average income tax rate is 60.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eminemian economy, worth a remarkable 1,465 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,230 bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Only those who apply can study applied maths, students eagerly await homework from their gaming class, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Eminemian bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eminem's national animal is the dough, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eminem is ranked 83,855^th in the world and 2^nd in The Bronx for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,672.43 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.