The Grand Duchy of Emergency Puppet 35 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.139 billion Emergency Puppet 35ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency Puppet 35ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,453 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,338 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, an exhibition on Black Widow memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 35's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emergency Puppet 35 is ranked 246,242^nd in the world and 353^rd in Emergency Puppet for Most Primitive, scoring -141.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.