The Republic of Embraer E195-E2 is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 620 million Embraer E195-E2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.7%.
The powerhouse Embraer E195-E2ian economy, worth 54.7 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,203 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and pinkie promises are a matter of life and death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Embraer E195-E2's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Embraer E195-E2 is ranked 68,772nd in the world and 294th in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.
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- : Following new legislation in
Embraer E195-E2, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.
- : Following new legislation in Embraer E195-E2, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Following new legislation in Embraer E195-E2, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Embraer E195-E2, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Embraer E195-E2, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.
- : Embraer E195-E2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Embraer E195-E2, discarded pennies litter the streets.
- : Following new legislation in Embraer E195-E2, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
- : Following new legislation in Embraer E195-E2, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
- : Following new legislation in Embraer E195-E2, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.