The Military State of Email is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Wilhelm Gustafson with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.23 billion Emailians, 2.122 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Purovo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Emailian economy, worth a remarkable 1,744 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 209,260 Bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,153,175 per year while the poor average 19,225, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

Decongestants have replaced Bitcoins in street transactions, Generalissimo Wilhelm Gustafson shot first, the roundel of the Emailian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction, and rumor has it that Generalissimo Wilhelm Gustafson has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Email's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Email is ranked 307,091^st in the world and 1^st in The Infinity Protocol for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -15.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.