The Kingdom of Elyusinia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.248 billion Elyusinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 50.6%.

The Elyusinian economy, worth 138 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,424 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, it's always rabbit season, treason is relative, and educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elyusinia's national animal is the Minotaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elyusinia is ranked 164,866^th in the world and 4^th in Imaginationland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,704.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.