Largest Retail Industry: 17thRudest Citizens: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th
The Confederacy of
Anarchy
Power for the Taking
Fah Lo Suee
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Elwher

Population17.917 billion

CapitalTanelorn
LeaderFah Lo Suee
FaithNone

CurrencyGold Dragon
AnimalPhoorn dragon

The Confederacy of Elwher is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fah Lo Suee with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.917 billion Elwherites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanelorn. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Elwherian economy, worth a remarkable 8,662 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 483,466 Gold Dragons, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government projects are full of waste, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, and a Laissez Faireholm Tourist Association survey has rated Elwher #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Elwher's national animal is the Phoorn dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Elwher is ranked 42nd in the world and 1st in Laissez Faireholm for Fattest Citizens, with 99.14 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Retail Industry: 17thRudest Citizens: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29thFattest Citizens: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 63rdHighest Crime Rates: 73rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78thMost Armed: 87thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 93rdLargest Gambling Industry: 98thHighest Disposable Incomes: 129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 217thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 224thMost Avoided: 227thMost Rebellious Youth: 278thMost Corrupt Governments: 288thMost Efficient Economies: 315thLargest Insurance Industry: 330thHighest Average Incomes: 341stMost Cultured: 430thHighest Economic Output: 588thLargest Information Technology Sector: 705thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 903rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,404thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,450thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,450thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,459thSmartest Citizens: 1,587thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,477thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,962ndMost Stationary: 3,302ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,861stLargest Governments: 4,747thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,950thMost Influential: 6,525thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,696thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,770thLargest Populations: 8,344thLargest Black Market: 9,199thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,757thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,012thMost Secular: 14,894thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,323rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elwher voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Elwher, a Laissez Faireholm Tourist Association survey has rated Elwher #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwher, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwher, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwher, government projects are full of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwher, the Elwherian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Following new legislation in Elwher, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwher, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwher, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwher, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.

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