The Holy Blue Logistics Experts of Eltran Quartermasters Corps is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by St Patrick with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.523 billion Logisticians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shamrock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.4%.

The strong Logistical economy, worth 514 trillion gold bars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 68,378 gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eltran Quartermasters Corps's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Logistics.

Eltran Quartermasters Corps is ranked 102,971^st in the world and 324^th in Concord for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 848.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.