The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Classified with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.047 billion Eltran Joint Spec Ops Commandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unknown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The strong Eltran Joint Spec Ops Commandian economy, worth 502 trillion shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 71,169 shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,559 per year while the poor average 15,667, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command is ranked 100,834^th in the world and 21^st in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Highest Average Incomes, with 71,169.58 Standard Monetary Units.