The Demsoc Motorcycle Club of Eltran is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santan Carls with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.728 billion Eltranites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eltran Point Harbor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The strong Eltranite economy, worth 94.5 trillion Something More Reais a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,705 Something More Reais, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Eltran Point Harbor has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Kezia, government expenses are beyond compare, shopping comes bagged and tagged, and urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eltran's national animal is the Gray Wolf and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Eltran is ranked 20,282^nd in the world and 1^st in Kezia for Most Primitive, scoring 80 on the Scary Big Number Scale.