Population | 2.648 billion |
Capital | Udney |
Leader | Queen Cassandra |
Faith | Druidism |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | dove |
The Nomadic Peoples of Elsiar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Cassandra with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.648 billion Elsiarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Udney. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Elsiarian economy, worth 157 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,646 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Autocrats are persona non grata, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elsiar's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Druidism.
Elsiar is ranked 297,108th in the world and 11th in Spiritalia for Most Stationary, with 0.6395482018 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Elsiar lodged a message on the Spiritalia Regional Message Board.
- : Elsiar relocated from Pantherine to Spiritalia.
- : Elsiar's influence in Pantherine rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Elsiar lodged a message on the Pantherine Regional Message Board.
- : Elsiar relocated from Diego Garcia to Pantherine.
- : Elsiar's influence in Diego Garcia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Elsiar's influence in Diego Garcia rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Elsiar lodged a message on the Diego Garcia Regional Message Board.
- : Elsiar relocated from Suva to Diego Garcia.
- : Elsiar's influence in Suva rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".