The Murder Waifu of Elsa Granhiert is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.195 billion Elsa Granhiertians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The Elsa Granhiertian economy, worth 136 trillion Fangs a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,762 Fangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, and people who have lived their entire lives in Elsa Granhiert are shocked to discover that they are not citizens. Crime is moderate. Elsa Granhiert's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Elsa Granhiert is ranked 238,568^th in the world and 104^th in Chaotic Sparkles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 656.54 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.