Most Cheerful Citizens: 27thHealthiest Citizens: 71stLongest Average Lifespans: 134th
The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of
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Population36.934 billion



The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Snorlax with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 36.934 billion Jefes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The ElJefean economy, worth a remarkable 8,890 trillion Dongs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,721 Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (ElJefe has found 3 easter eggs), it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, high school bands practice by moonlight, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ElJefe is ranked 207,078th in the world and 7,721st in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 0.9 Obesity Rate.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 27thHealthiest Citizens: 71stLongest Average Lifespans: 134thMost Cultured: 230thSmartest Citizens: 307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 317thLargest Populations: 467thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 544thHighest Economic Output: 562ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,306thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,364thLowest Crime Rates: 1,457thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,000thRudest Citizens: 2,000thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,073rdLargest Governments: 2,217thSafest: 3,081stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,265thHighest Average Incomes: 3,742ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,234thLargest Mining Sector: 4,234thBest Weather: 4,334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,089thMost Devout: 5,428thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,643rdMost Influential: 5,732ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,677thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,886thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,263rdTop
Most Stationary: 10,611thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,040thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,411thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,753rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,472ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,247thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,344thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,835thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,878thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,431st
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 79th in the regionMost Stationary: 124th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 149th in the regionSafest: 165th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 175th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 179th in the regionBest Weather: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 220th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 239th in the regionMost Devout: 268th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 422nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 448th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 466th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 697th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 699th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 706th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 730th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 764th in the region

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