The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Snorlax with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 49.182 billion Jefes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ElJefean economy, worth an astonishing 15,686 trillion Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 318,938 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, corrupt officials have adopted the greater good as their catchphrase, and all facts are created equal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ElJefe is ranked 1,250^th in the world and 57^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 155.18 law-abiding acts per hour.