The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Snorlax with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 41.073 billion Jefes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving ElJefean economy, worth an astonishing 12,275 trillion Dong a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,882 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official ElJefean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ElJefe is ranked 3,061^st in the world and 130^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,566.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.