Most Cheerful Citizens: 28thHealthiest Citizens: 95thLongest Average Lifespans: 156th
The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of
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Population41.073 billion



The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Snorlax with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 41.073 billion Jefes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving ElJefean economy, worth an astonishing 12,275 trillion Dong a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,882 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official ElJefean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ElJefe is ranked 3,061st in the world and 130th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,566.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 28thHealthiest Citizens: 95thLongest Average Lifespans: 156thLargest Agricultural Sector: 196thMost Cultured: 274thSmartest Citizens: 390thHighest Economic Output: 399thLargest Populations: 434thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 547thHighest Food Quality: 642ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 654thLargest Publishing Industry: 932ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,049thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,381stLowest Crime Rates: 1,507thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,693rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,328thLargest Governments: 2,396thRudest Citizens: 2,411thTop
Safest: 2,956thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,023rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,061stBest Weather: 3,756thLargest Mining Sector: 4,034thMost Influential: 6,431stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,432ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,572ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,613thMost Devout: 6,866thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,229thMost Stationary: 8,433rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,788thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,088thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,631stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,898thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,710thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,142ndMost Developed: 17,430thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,693rdMost Corrupt Governments: 19,631st
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 86th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionRudest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Stationary: 104th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 130th in the regionSafest: 139th in the regionBest Weather: 165th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 170th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 336th in the regionMost Devout: 340th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 415th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 434th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 471st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 524th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 578th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 646th in the region

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