The Federation of Elite Alliance is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Elite Eddy with a fair hand, and notable for its burgeoning spider population. The democratic population of 24.585 billion Eliteans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elite Town. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Elite Alliancean economy, worth 637 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,896 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elite Alliance has designated Elite Town as its capital city, Elite Eddy has just been declared ruler of Elite Alliance in an international press conference, and Elitism has been named as Elite Alliance's national religion. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elite Alliance's national animal is the spider and its national religion is Elitism.

Elite Alliance is ranked 28,834^th in the world and 1^st in The Imperialist Alliance for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.07 percentage of bribes refused.