The Magical Queendom of Eline VIII is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Miss Eline with a fair hand, and notable for its enforced nudity and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 22.389 billion Elines enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elineia. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Elinean economy, worth 526 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,510 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public nudity is compulsory, Eline VIII has designated Elineia as its capital city, The Worship of Eline has been named as Eline VIII's national religion, and Miss Eline has just been declared ruler of Eline VIII in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eline VIII's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Worship of Eline.

Eline VIII is ranked 90,909^th in the world and 1^st in The Quintesian Dependancies for Safest, scoring 85.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.