The Democratic States of Eleven Pirates is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.548 billion Eleven Piratesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The large but underdeveloped Eleven Piratesian economy, worth 991 trillion Sugars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,118 Sugars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, voters are one of the nation's top imports, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eleven Pirates's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Eleven Pirates is ranked 4,183^rd in the world and 221^st in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 87.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.