The State of Eleuthera Island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.521 billion Eleuthera Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The very strong Eleuthera Islandian economy, worth 651 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,765 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,435 per year while the poor average 2,560, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Eleuthera Island flights to avoid the pay lavatories, there's a bright dawn ahead for Eleuthera Island, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eleuthera Island's national animal is the deer.

Eleuthera Island is ranked 265,464^th in the world and 7^th in the Bahamas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.33 law-abiding acts per hour.