The United Socialist States of Eles Allandion is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 2.244 billion Eles Allandionians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eles Allandionian economy, worth 201 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 89,771 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eles Allandion is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, finders keepers is the law of the land, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eles Allandion's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eles Allandion is ranked 59,823^rd in the world and 14^th in Nevadia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,538.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.