The Teacher of Eleanor Butterbean is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eleanor Butterbean with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.795 billion Eleanor Butterbeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endsville. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Eleanor Butterbeanian economy, worth 496 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,096 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, Eleanor Butterbeanian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and the question of 'what is Eleanor Butterbean's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eleanor Butterbean's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Eleanor Butterbean is ranked 240,608^th in the world and 15^th in Autumnal Court for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.79 kickbacks per hour.