The Community of Eldritchia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by EECS Kc1 Produkt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.658 billion Eldritchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EECF K0 Konstruct. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eldritchian economy, worth 344 trillion EECF K457 1 2 Cashlings a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,539 EECF K457 1 2 Cashlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, when their backs are against the walls Eldritchians look out for gay men, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eldritchia's national animal is the EECF K1 Kreature of Cindness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anything Everything Right Here Right Now.

Eldritchia is ranked 51,115^th in the world and 1^st in Einmarken for Rudest Citizens, with 82.28 insults per minute.