The Dominion of Eldritch Albania is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.333 billion Eldritch Albanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.

The very strong Eldritch Albanian economy, worth 411 trillion hexes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 64,972 hexes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 382,292 per year while the poor average 5,139, a ratio of 74.4 to 1.

Children are expected to carve their own toys, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Eldritch Albania's national animal is the eldritch eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Eldritch Albania is ranked 96,244^th in the world and 2^nd in Third Cynglish Empire for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,986.39 Standard Monetary Units.