Population | 7.464 billion |
Capital | Babylon |
Leader | Cyborg CEO Jack Johnson |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | lion |
The Brave New World of Eldorado2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cyborg CEO Jack Johnson with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, compulsory vegetarianism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.464 billion Eldoradonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Eldoradonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,586 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,555,987 per year while the poor average 17,844, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.
Printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eldorado2's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Eldorado2 is ranked 168,893rd in the world and 64th in Catholic for Most Stationary, with 104.0598986794 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
- : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
- : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment.
- : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
- : Eldorado2 revoked its national faith.