Highest Crime Rates: 492ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 508thMost Armed: 721st
The Brave New World of
Father Knows Best State
Cripple the blasphemer
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Eldorado2

Population7.464 billion

CapitalBabylon
LeaderCyborg CEO Jack Johnson

CurrencyDollar
Animallion

The Brave New World of Eldorado2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cyborg CEO Jack Johnson with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, compulsory vegetarianism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.464 billion Eldoradonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldoradonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,586 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,555,987 per year while the poor average 17,844, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

Printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eldorado2's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eldorado2 is ranked 168,893rd in the world and 64th in Catholic for Most Stationary, with 104.0598986794 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 492ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 508thMost Armed: 721stLargest Retail Industry: 847thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 909thMost Avoided: 1,017thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,213thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,851stFattest Citizens: 1,944thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,207thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,271stMost Efficient Economies: 2,580thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,643rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,321stHighest Average Incomes: 5,168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,603rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,700thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,804thLargest Mining Sector: 6,837thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,017thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,306thMost Cultured: 7,439thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,729thMost Patriotic: 8,365thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,752ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,119thLargest Black Market: 12,923rdHighest Economic Output: 13,423rdSmartest Citizens: 14,140thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,181stLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,090thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,928thMost Secular: 19,267thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,336thHighest Drug Use: 24,901stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,691st
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
  • : Eldorado2 revoked its national faith.

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