The United States of Elain is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 836 million Elainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kerrville City. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The thriving Elainian economy, worth 46.3 trillion poppis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 55,424 poppis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, civil servants are often voluntold to work for free, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and Alexander has just been declared ruler of Elain in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. Elain's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elain is ranked 44,944^th in the world and 16^th in Philosophers for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,713.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.