The Republic of Ela Dor is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its burgeoning kiwi population. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.648 billion Ela Dorians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The thriving Ela Dorian economy, worth 349 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 61,953 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ela Dor's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ela Dor is ranked 246,110^th in the world and 36^th in Lassa for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.23 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.