The District of El Qahirah is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.478 billion El Qahirahians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The strong El Qahirahian economy, worth 759 trillion Juno aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,880 Juno aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, El Qahirah has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of El Qahirah in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is relatively low. El Qahirah's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

El Qahirah is ranked 133,162^nd in the world and 1^st in al Qahirah for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,214.35 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.