The Socialistic People's State of El Grenitadia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by El Presidente Chah Bruvera with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 9.267 billion El Grenitadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halinengrad. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient El Grenitadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion Comminets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 216,861 Comminets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, and popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Grenitadia's national animal is the Sun Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

El Grenitadia is ranked 32,618^th in the world and 2^nd in The Concord of Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,219.43 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.