The Eternal State of El-Aaiun al-Khalifa is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 20.123 billion Sahrawis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El-Aaiún. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Sahrawi economy, worth a remarkable 1,617 trillion Denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,362 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The new hit series "El-Aaiun al-Khalifa's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El-Aaiun al-Khalifa's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

El-Aaiun al-Khalifa is ranked 25,291^st in the world and 4^th in The Phoenix Concordat for Most Cultured, scoring 82 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.