The Supreme National State of Ekumany is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mikhail Sasha with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.279 billion Ekumanals are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Higohokity. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekumanyian economy, worth 820 trillion Ekumals a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,248 Ekumals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, one complaint of Ekumany's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekumany's national animal is the Klaus Hoffman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ekumany is ranked 1,454^th in the world and 1^st in Mappy nerds for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 96,783.64 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.