The Kingdom of Ejorike is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Maxim III with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.637 billion Ejorikeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Royal Palace Garden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ejorikean economy, worth a remarkable 8,059 trillion silver sonns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 456,989 silver sonns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,278,571 per year while the poor average 4,134, a ratio of 1,034 to 1.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and Ejorikean athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ejorike's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ejorike is ranked 1,249^th in the world and 1^st in Krillin for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 100,711.83 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.