Population | 12.269 billion |
Capital | Royal Funland |
Leader | King Maxim III |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | silver sonn |
Animal | lion |
The Kingdom of Ejorike is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Maxim III with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.269 billion Ejorikeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Funland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Ejorikean economy, worth a remarkable 5,013 trillion silver sonns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 408,620 silver sonns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,822,898 per year while the poor average 3,732, a ratio of 1,024 to 1.
University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Ejorike. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ejorike's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Ejorike is ranked 12,096th in the world and 7th in Krillin for Most Stationary, with 2,065.21987270288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Ejorike.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.