Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31stLargest Retail Industry: 51stMost Devout: 53rd
The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
For God and King
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ejorike

Population12.269 billion

CapitalRoyal Funland
LeaderKing Maxim III
FaithChristianity

Currencysilver sonn
Animallion

The Kingdom of Ejorike is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Maxim III with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.269 billion Ejorikeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Funland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ejorikean economy, worth a remarkable 5,013 trillion silver sonns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 408,620 silver sonns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,822,898 per year while the poor average 3,732, a ratio of 1,024 to 1.

University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Ejorike. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ejorike's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ejorike is ranked 12,096th in the world and 7th in Krillin for Most Stationary, with 2,065.21987270288 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31stLargest Retail Industry: 51stMost Devout: 53rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 75thFattest Citizens: 91stMost Ignorant Citizens: 116thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 121stMost Corrupt Governments: 144thLargest Gambling Industry: 215thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 237thHighest Disposable Incomes: 254thMost Avoided: 281stMost Patriotic: 476thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 515thMost Primitive: 518thLargest Mining Sector: 590thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 611thLargest Insurance Industry: 631stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 678thMost Efficient Economies: 699thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 787thMost Armed: 851stHighest Average Incomes: 1,024thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,228thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,317thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,342ndMost Cultured: 1,414thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,926thHighest Crime Rates: 1,976thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,349thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,522ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,239thHighest Economic Output: 3,315thLargest Governments: 3,315thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,596thRudest Citizens: 3,771stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,490thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,840thMost Stationary: 12,096thMost Influential: 12,450th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ejorike, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Ejorike.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejorike, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejorike, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejorike, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejorike, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejorike, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejorike, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejorike, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejorike, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejorike, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.

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