The Socialist Republic of Ejoland is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 18.498 billion Ejolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ejolandic economy, worth a remarkable 8,359 trillion crypto sonns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 451,921 crypto sonns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and the Bunker City Film Festival recently voted 'Ejolandian Getting Hit By Football' as best film. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejoland's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ejoland is ranked 92,236th in the world and 3rd in Krillin for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,327.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ejoland altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the Bunker City Film Festival recently voted 'Ejolandian Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
- : Ejoland altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.