The Socialist Republic of Ejoland is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 18.71 billion Ejolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ejolandic economy, worth a remarkable 8,454 trillion crypto sonns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 451,865 crypto sonns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejoland's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ejoland is ranked 320,784^th in the world and 24^th in Krillin for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -63 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.