The People's Socialist Republic of Eivalia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Georgi Vivkov with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.667 billion Eivalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azariah. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eivalian economy, worth 341 trillion Naxars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 127,990 Naxars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eivalia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eivalia is ranked 13,661^st in the world and 1^st in The Stalinist Internationale for Highest Poor Incomes, with 109,736.29 Standard Monetary Units.