The United States of Eisenhower is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 28.482 billion Eisenhowerians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eisenhowerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,218 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,899 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, many citizens refuse to smile lest they reveal their gold fillings, and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisenhower's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eisenhower is ranked 90,113^th in the world and 1^st in Prussia for Highest Average Incomes, with 77,899.83 Standard Monetary Units.