The People's Republic of Eisbutchian 1st national guard is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.61 billion Eisbutchian 1st national guardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.1%.

The Eisbutchian 1st national guardian economy, worth 120 trillion Gréstoneses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 46,041 Gréstoneses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, a government program is underway to revitalize Eisbutchian 1st national guard's beaches, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisbutchian 1st national guard's national animal is the Spinning protogen.

Eisbutchian 1st national guard is ranked 135,542^nd in the world and 2^nd in City of Berta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,082.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.