The Flagship of the Line of EIS Imperator is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Joeaveragian Pike population. The hard-working population of 1.221 billion EIS Imperatorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.

The EIS Imperatorian economy, worth 55.7 trillion Decibels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 45,618 Decibels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EIS Imperator's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike.

EIS Imperator is ranked 211,170^th in the world and 475^th in Earexplodian Armed Forces for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.